There is no ironic content in Alanis Morrisette’s song ‘Ironic’.
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We are currently on holiday in (very) rural France. The two things we had to buy today were toothpaste and onions. So we went to the very very small Tabac in the very very small village nearby. No onions to be found, but we did get some toothpaste.