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Smells Like Obscene Spirit

Of all of the senses, I firmly believe that smell is the most over-rated. Some people apparently thrive on the sniff of new mown lawns, of stupidly expensive perfumes, or the cheeky bouquet of a heavy burgundy, but not me. … Continue reading

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Afsluitdijk, Pet

Some time ago, I used the offices of this blog (very good phrase that, don’t you think? I should make it clear that this blog does not have it’s own office. That disappeared some time ago when we decided that … Continue reading

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Katie Price breaks her silence*

Sometime I don’t know why I bother. I spend months trying to craft some original words to make people think or laugh, then I realise that I’d be far better off just copying out some words from OK! magazine. Incidentally, … Continue reading

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Adventures on two wheels (day 4)

Naturally, there will be a number of morals to this sorry tale, so let’s start one. How about ‘Never place too much trust in the views of people who are obviously pissed’. The only disappointment on Thursday was, while enjoying … Continue reading

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Adventures on 2 wheels (day 3)

Did I mention that we did some hills yesterday? Well I was lying. Today we really did some hills. Five of them, in fact, starting off with an outrageous one up to Hartside, and ending up with a tasty little … Continue reading

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Adventures on 2 wheels (day 2)

So, to day two, or possibly day one, given that yesterday was all on the train. The plan was to follow the C2C route to Penrith, across the lakes, taking in a few hills along the way. This we did, … Continue reading

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Adventures on 2 wheels (day 1)

And so to Whitehaven, which we reach with 4 train journeys, each slightly more interesting than the last, and with the final one pottering along on the edge of land just before you drop down into the grey Atlantic Ocean. … Continue reading

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Up The Injunction

Like many, I spent a little time at the weekend playing a game called ‘how well do you know Google’, in which I tried to get to the name of the ‘Top Flight Premiership Footballer’ in the injunction case with … Continue reading

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Brutal Youth*

When my Sister was 17, my Father, like the kind soul that he was and is, sat her in the car for her first driving lesson. “Remember”, he said solemnly, “that when you get in a car and drive, you’re … Continue reading

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Things that make you go hmmm…

As the crisis in the Middle East escalates, the instability of the world economy increases, and the revelation of just how many fault lines you can build a nuclear power station on becomes clear, in the UK, our obsession turns … Continue reading

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